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A joke is a form of humor in which words are utilized in conjunction with a well-defined tale to make others laugh, and it is typically not intended to be taken seriously. It usually takes the shape of a tale, with dialogue and a punch line at the end. People usually chuckle at the punch line. A joke is usually made using words like irony, sarcasm, logical incompatibility, or other methods. In this article, we collected some of the best Tamil Jokes that make everyone laugh. There are also some Kadi Jokes in Tamil and Mokka jokes in English to entertain the people around you.

Laughter activates several organs by increasing oxygen intake, stimulating the heart, lungs, and muscles, and increasing the endorphins generated by the brain.

Tamil Mokka Jokes

Negative thoughts cause chemical responses in your body, increasing stress levels and lowering immunity. Laughter, on the other hand, promotes good thinking and the production of neuropeptides that aid in the battle against stress and perhaps more serious disorders.

Kadi Jokes in Tamil

Here we listed some latest kadi jokes in Tamil with answers. Make everyone laugh with these jokes.

1. ஒருத்தர் அவரோட Driving licenseஆ குழி தோண்டி புதைச்சிட்டாராம். ஏன்?

ஏன்னா அது Expiry ஆகிடுச்சாம்.

2. தண்ணி ல இருந்து ஏன் கரண்டு(Current) எடுக்கறாங்க ஏன்?

ஏன்னா Currentல இருந்து தண்ணிய எடுக்க முடியாது அதான்.

3. லெட்டெர்க்கும் புத்தகத்துக்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?

Letterஆ கிழிச்சிட்டு படிப்போம். புத்தகத்தை படிச்சிடு கிழிப்போம்.

4. ரொம்ப நீளமான Music Instrument எது?

புல்லாகுழல்

5. ஒரு மாமி இட்லியை தலைல வெச்சி இருங்க ஏன்?

ஏன்னா அந்த இட்லி மல்லி பூ போல இருந்திச்சாம்.

6. The Hindu paper ரொம்ப Weightஆ இருக்கு என்?

ஏன்னா அது மேல யானை இருக்குல்ல.

7. Costlyஆன கிழமை எது?

“வெள்ளி” கிழமை

8. எலிய என்ன பண்ண யானை ஆகலாம்?

எலிக்கு ஒரு பண்ட் (Pant) போட்ட எலிபெண்ட்(elephant) ஆகிடும்.

9. “தமிழ் நியூ இயர்”-க்கும், “இங்கிலிஷ் நியூ இயர்”-க்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்

4 மாசம் தான் வித்தியாசம்

10. குடிக்க முடியாத டீ எது?

கரண்டி

11. கால்கள் இல்லாத ஆட்டின் பெயர் என்ன?

ஆட்டு இறைச்சி

12. டயப்பர்க்கும் அரசியல்வாதிக்கும் ஒரு ஒற்றுமை உண்டு

இருவரும் அடிக்கடி மாற வேண்டும்

13. வேலைக்கு போற விலங்கு எது?

பனி கரடி.

14. நாம ஏ படுத்துக்கிட்டே தூங்குறோம்?

நின்னுக்கிட்டே தூங்குனா கீழ விழுந்துடுவோம்.

15. கொசு நம்ம வீட்டுக்கு வராம இருக்க என்ன பண்ணனும்?

அதுகிட்ட நம்ம வீட்டு Address கொடுக்காம இருக்கணும்.

16. கீழே விழுந்தாலும் காயம் படாமல் இருப்பது எது?

மழை

17. பாட்டி நான் ஓட்டப்பந்தயத்திற்கு போறேன் என்ன ஆசிர்வாதம் பண்ணுங்க?

நல்லா மெதுவா பார்த்து ஓடிட்டு வா கன்னு

Kadi Jokes In Thanglish

Here, we have jotted down some of the best Tamil Kadi jokes in thanglish (English+Tamil) collections with answers.

1. ”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna?

Malai may not come

2. pambukkum syampukkum enna vittiyaasam?

pambu pootta vaaiyile norai varum, syampu pootta talaile norai varum.

3. Conductor: aen naan visil adichu bus nikale

Driver: naan break adiche bus nikala nee visil adicha nindruma

4. Friend 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum

Friend 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu

5. What is one word for “hold my cycle, sir ?”

encyclopedia

6. Friend 1: What is the opposite of Penguin

AANKING

7. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why?

Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke!

8. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi?

saagaama irukkaNum

9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga…

Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala

10. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum,

avarala oru kuralil thaan paesamudiyum

11. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam,

aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?

12. Ramarajan Hollywood padam pannaa enna role pannuvaar?

Cowboy – role

13. Cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en?

front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum

14. Usha: Enga mamavukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku, Siva: Periya operatione major operation onu thaan.

Usha: Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV: Oh, major illaiya ?

15. Raman, Latchumanan, and Seethai went on the same bus. Raman & Lachumanan alone stepped down at Ayodhyakuppam’s stop, Seethai jumped out of the window, why?

Because Seethai is “padi thanda pathiniyachche”.

16. Kaatula Tax Katra Orey Vilangu Ethu?

Varikuthirai

17. Elumicha Pazham Aana ila Penna?

Aan Thaan, Ean na Puzhinja Saar (Sir) Varthu la

18. Oruthar Kalyanam Panrathuku Vivasaya Kadan Ketram Ean?

Ean na Athu Aayiram (1000) Kalathu Payiru la

19. Annanukum Thambikkum Ena Vithyasam?

Vayasu Vithyasam

20. Kasapey Ilatha Mozhi Ethu?

Thaenmozhi

21. Weightey Ilatha House Ethu?

Light House

22. Tension Adhigam Aanal Ena Agum?

Eleven (sen) Agum

23. Ella Stage layum Dance Aadalam ana Oru Stage la Mattum Aada Mudiyathu, Adhu Endha Stage?

Coma Stage

24. Veetu Saavi Tholanji Pochuna Yaar Kita Kekanum?

Gee(Key)tha Kita Kekanum

25. Bun Ula Thaneer Pona Ena Agum?

Buneer (Paneer) agum

26. Ella Letter Um Varamari Oru Word Solunga?

Post Box

27. Oruthar 15 Hours Chair layae Iruntharaam Yen?

Yenna Avaru CHAIRMAN.

28.Kadal Thanni Yen Uppa’aa iruku?

Inippa Iruntha “EE” Moikkumla

29. Uyir Ilatha Vilangu Ethu?

Kai Vilangu

30. Eromba Naal Uyiroda Iruka Enna Pananum?

Sagama Irukanum

31. Kovil kum Sami kum Enna Difference?

Kovil Simbu oda padam and Sami Vikram oda padam.

32. Oruthan Thalil irunthu ealiyaa kottucham yen?

Yeena avan oru maramandiyam.

Kadi Jokes In English

We have listed the best Mokka jokes in English with answers,

1. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold?

Hot, because anyone can catch a cold

2. When did George Washington die?

Two days before his FUNERAL

3. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

Smile because after S there is a mile.

4. What is common to robbers and tennis players?

They both involve rackets(racquets) and courts!

5. Which is the coolest alphabet in English?

‘B’ Because it’s between ‘A’ and ‘C’

6. A kid gets a zero on a paper. Father angrily asks, “What is this?”

The teacher didn’t have more stars to give, so she started giving Moons.

7. Three cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing “Love Yourself .”The other two die Why?

Because it’s a “HIT” song

8. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was staring at an orange juice for a couple of hours. Do you know why?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.

9. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!

10. What is the heroine’s opposite?

Hero Out?

11. How can you drop a Glass but not spill any water?

If you drop a Glass of Milk

12. One day Mr.X’s little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the “Mother Tongue:….” field.

Mr.X simply said ‘write approximately 6cm

13. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the well (kinara) before taking a tonic.

Because in the tonic bottle it’s written “Shake well before use”

14. Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask that?

Son: Well, where did you get a mummy then?

15. Why does history keep repeating itself,

Because we weren’t listening for the first time!

16. When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils…they dilate.

17. Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies

18. What’s the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly

19. Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

20. A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

21. Why is his face OILY?

He was born in AYILYAM.

22. Kowshalya voda opposite yaen?

Bullshalya than.

A good laugh is a ray of sunshine in the house

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